There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
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Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
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I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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