Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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