been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
For a second, I wondered if I could smoke pizza.
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I sent her a video on Snapchat of me cumming, with a Father's Day snap filter that said "#1 Dad".
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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