Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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