She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
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