Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
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Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
i think im in europe. pls send help
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How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
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