talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
We have so much sex to catch up on
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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