Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
In unrelated news guys should not ask what I'm doing/wearing if they can't handle an honest answer. I'm not pretending I'm not sitting on the couch in yoga pants watching Community so you can beat off.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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