Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
The cops high fived after they tackled you
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
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