So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
You get home okay?
I'm pantless and in bed
That doesn't mean you're at home.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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