so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
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she chugged a bowl of salsa and then gave my ferret weight loss tips. she's like my fucking spirit animal now
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
The highlight of your blackout was when you drunk showered with the garden hose and emailed your boss your vacation requests for the next year.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
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I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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