giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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