i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
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If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
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doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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