hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
we should paint friendship bongs
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