Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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