Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
You'd think it'd be fun living next door to a guy whose neck you once licked. Surprise, it's not.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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