to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
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