What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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