Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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