why didn't you poke me back
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
If I could text you the sound of me vomming, I would.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
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I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
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Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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