you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
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having to delete all your hookups stored in your phone as first name followed by frat/bar after they've graduated is such a bittersweet feeling
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
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Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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