Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(516): View more from New York

U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by

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(512): View more from Texas

dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.

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(517): View more from Michigan

I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"

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(702): View more from Nevada

So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?

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(517): View more from Michigan

i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.

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(510): View more from California

you told grandpa to call you daddy

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(860): View more from Connecticut

I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!

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