Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
remember to ask your mom about the name of her pet duck so we can name the bowl
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I don't know if I'm dying or this is just a mild inconvenience
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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