Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
My mom woke me up in a bubble bath this morning.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
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Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
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