good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
you mean i was at the winter classic?
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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