he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
My 40 year old neighbors are throwing a party for their eight year old niece's birthday. It's 1am and they're still partying hard. Harder than me. It's Saturday. Just say it, I'm a disgrace to the generation.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
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So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
nothing worse than walking out of class after 3 hours and having covered exactly zero information
walking out with herpes. that would be worse
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
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What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." π ππ·
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