I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
its like my vagina has this homing beacon out to all the guys saying "come find me, i havent been shaved in weeks"
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Randomize
