I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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