so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
...Just this whole adulting thing gets in the way of mermaid drag shows at lesbian bars.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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