We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
I'm driving in the middle of nowhere, and I just saw a stuffed Barney hanging from a noose on a tree. Maybe I should turn around.
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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