Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We stopped midfuck cuz a guy was walking his dog. Who the fuck walks their dog in the dorm parking structure at 3am!?
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
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I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
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