The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
My feet surprised me
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