she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
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he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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