Small penises have feelings too.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
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I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
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i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
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