Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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