some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
His daughter is our waitress. I left her a ten dollar 'I'm sorry I'm a whore and fucked your dad' tip...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
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