Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
Kelly Kapowski is pregnant and it's not Zach Morris'. I no longer believe in true love.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
Just opened up the freezer to find chocolate penis popsicles. Too hungover for this shit
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
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