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• (214): View more from Texas

  I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.

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  This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?

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  Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.

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• (916): View more from California

  I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn

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• (770): View more from Georgia

  his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)

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  stop writing like that.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks

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  the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..

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  This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.

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• (916): View more from California

  If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.

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• (856): View more from New Jersey

  Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.

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  For the caroling or the orgy?

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?

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