i just had sex bonerless
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I want you to know. From the bottom of my heart, that you are a great friend, a beautiful person, and one of my favorite people in this world. But if you ever send me that many messages again at 4am I swear to God, I will push you in from of a fast running rhino
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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