Non-Jews are for practice
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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