did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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