I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
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