I have demons in me.
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
You know, be my cock's hype man.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
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