he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Accidentally drunk dialed my mom last night. Started the conversation with "Where you at girl?"
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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