we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
I think I have vodka in my lungs
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Just had a 10 minute long conversation with my cat about how if I died, and he needed to eat me to live, I'd totally be ok with it. Definitely still drunk.
Yeah. I made eggs in a microwave. I think that's an accomplishment this week, MOM.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
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