no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
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Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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