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my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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