This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
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my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
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We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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