Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I'm always down for nudity.
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