Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
after we finished, she said she had been a backup performer for Cirque du Soleil. THAT flexible.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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