it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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