I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
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