i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
My penis needs a shock collar
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
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